Are three heads better than one?

What about if all three heads have very different personalities and are stuck to a single plant?

Questions for discussion:

1) How do you feel about the fact that plants like these don't exist yet?

2) If three-headed humanesque plants existed, to whom would you give one as a present?

3) Did you like my very correct use of "whom" in the previous question?

4) If I place a strikethrough in this question, does that mean you'll ignore it?

5) Should raccoons wear monocles?

Happy Father's Day

Today's art work is courtesy of evilbradburb, we think.  Neither she nor I could remember which of the two of us drew this lovely picture. 

Don't just sit there!  Take your father/grandfather/clone out to eat or give him a call or something.  At least give him a call or leave him a hieroglyphic message in a cave, lazy!

Questions for discussion:

1) Should you respect your child's right to be an individual?  What do you mean you don't have a child?!

2) Are unibrows making a come back?

3) Should unibrows be treated as equals?  Are all unibrows equal?

4) Why do these ants have human-esque feet?

5) Have you seen the potato salad that I made earlier today?

Possible symbolic meaning?

...I've got nothing.  See what you make of it.

Questions for discussion:

1) Have you ever created a plan for world domination?  Did it work?

2) Does this picture suggest that the sky is actually purple?

3) What's your least favorite color for a bathroom towel?

4) What came first:  the alligator or the ice cream cone?

5) Would this picture look better if it was flipped upside down?  What about 90 degrees to the left? 



Who's your mommy?

Whose eyes are lurking in the background?

Questions for discussion:

1) If it has a trunk, is it an elephant?

2) Is an elephant a mixture of a garden hose and a car?

3) Two legs or four?

4) What is the reddest object you've ever seen?  Was the object on fire?

5) Should elephants wear diapers?  Should diapers wear elephants?

A new form of multiple personality disorder...

If this is what really happened to teeth that were not brushed, more and more people would neglect to brush their teeth.

Who needs friends when your teeth have faces?

Questions for discussion:

1) When was the last time you brushed ALL of your teeth?
2) Do you have any cavities?
3) Do moles hide in your cavities?  Do they sing?
4) Should nachos have teeth?
5) What are you hiding under your teeth?

Everything has a face these days...



It's one of THOSE days.  You know, the kind where you're an abnormally-giant bird with human legs and roller skates standing around with a blank expression on your face and some strange, monster-faced plant that is for some reason embedded in a short farmer's hat is making faces at you.  Do you know what I'm talking about? 

Questions for discussion:

1) Is it one of THOSE days?

2) Do you have roller skates?  Are they as cool as that bird's?

3) Do your socks match today?

4) What's your opinion of plaid shirts?

5) What's your opinion of everything that is not a plaid shirt?

Dessert Staredown

Cake vs. pie...on unicycles!

Questions for discussion:

1) Should desserts be allowed to ride unicycles in public?

2) Do you like unicycles?

3) Are you a unicycle?

4) What will happen first:  the first cake President or the first pie President?  In what year do you think this will happen?

Finally, and most importantly:

5) What's the most profound thing you've ever heard a dessert say?