Ever had one of those days...

...when everybody you encountered sounded like this?

I have!

Questions for discussion:

1) What's the strangest language you've ever spoken/made up?

2) Was Pig Latin invented by real pigs?  Was it invented by fake pigs?

3) What constitutes a "real" pig?  Define what it means to be "real."

4) Do you have an abundance of brown shoes?  Why or why not?

5) If a kingdom made of straw and a kingdom made of chewy candy went to war, who would win?